Breaking news: Woman who was jacked in the face by enormous, physically powerful athlete was “Not actually asking for it,” but was, in fact, being harassed even before punches were thrown.

He also made Joey Votto take this swing in his MVP season:

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

you saw that wire system right

Can we at least update the amount of votes each state gets? Everyone’s vote should count the same. Start with Wyoming, they get 1 vote. Everyone else get a proportional amount of votes by population.

When it was 28-3 and I left the game on but kinda went on to other things. I said to myself ‘well you know what? maybe this is ok. Some karmic balance for Trump support.’ But when they came back, I was like ‘this team has obviously made a pact with satan and that’s ok too.’

When Mr. Trump is not watching television in his bathrobe...

This is mostly true, in that his biggest contribution is shooting and the spacing that he opens up by being so great at it. But the things that feed into their scheme like those silly routes he runs through the defense and his exceptional ball handling skills are hard to separate out from his shooting.

He has an extremely high shooting percentage on layups, insane handles, quickness to get open time after time in spite of defenses keying on him, large numbers of steals, led his team to finals win, etc maybe that is why?

Why do you think it is that you’ve never heard somebody say that?

his language skills, his temperament, his intelligence, his context...none of these things make him even remotely fit to be the leader of this country, yet 60+ million people thought change for change’s sake was the right way to reboot and fix the just horrific horrific predicament we had managed to get ourselves into…

that he thinks what has happened here is an affront to law enforcement only further underscores the fact that he believes his word is law.

I mean, he was obviously hurt. That’s a factual thing that happened. How does that not mean anything? People are acting as if it’s a new thing in sports, people getting hurt before and during big games/series and not playing up to their normal standard. When it happens to the single most important player on the team,…

I understand the impulse to flee. But, NO, these motherfuckers are not chasing me out of my fucking country. Plus? I am too old and mean to inflict myself on any other country.

Prison riots are rare events. They generally occur when the conditions in the prison become very bad. There are a significant number of forces that keep prisoners separate - racial hierarchies, prison hierarchies, no one wants to have their hustles exposed... Prisoners also know that they will pay a high price for the…

UGH. No cheers for Maine’s Susan Collins, folks. She does this to us every goddamned time. She could have ended this travesty in committee with a no vote, but nope, she went ahead and passed DeVos through to a full house vote where she will more than likely pass.

There’s still too many people who don’t have the option of leaving. I want to stay and try to help fix this shit before I give up.

the idea of an individual negotiating effectively on their behalf, in a job where there is little leverage (lets say working at a super market, or a manual laborer at a construction site) is non existent. You could say “Well then become more valuable so you have some leverage” but the issue is we have people doing…

I look forward to the new ESPN documentary series 0 for 30.