Lonzo’s on record as saying he doesn’t mind the insane things his dad says, which I understand. You don’t generally go around telling your dad to shut the fuck up.

Gonorrhea.

That’s relatively fair. I’m not sure where marriage and children became part of the conversation as neither are particularly relevant in a discussion about relationships given the age demographic of eSports professionals, although the point about money stands. It undoubtedly easier to maintain a relationship with $5…

Right, because, no professional at the highest level of anything has wasted their time with things like relationships. The MVPs of professional sports leagues every year? Those guys are ALWAYS single. And that’s the difference between them and the other people competing with them at the highest level. That they aren’t…

Man I remember thinking Warrick was going to be a stud. That dude was a dunk factory at Syracuse.

Ah, crap, I see now the Hawks say they’re not trading him.

The Celtics need Paul Millsap.

I know what’s good and bad. I know what is bad and what is bad. When they change it and make of the really bad something that should be positive. Sometimes that should be really positive they will make it okay. They will sometimes make it negative. I understand it because I was there. I know what was said who was…

Why should the states that pretty much exclusively voted to fuck the country over be so lucky as to get to be part of Canada?

Hold them accountable for what, exactly? Losing a game? How dare you, Warriors!

Nothing illustrated what different levels these teams are on more than that. The Clippers suck compared to the Warriors, and they’re really pissed about it. There’s nothing they can do but try to get physical because they’re at such a talent deficit. Deandre Jordan was getting punked all night by a team without their…

Stay and fight the fuckers.

I want the NFL to look like this.

Egg salad sandwiches now until I die. Probably from heart problems due to cholesterol. Don’t care. A life without egg salad is not a life worth living. Ranks at #2 on my cold sandwich list behind only good, crumbly house roasted deli turkey. I need a short break from watching the country devolve to fascism. Talking…

From the air dryers. Probably not actually fecal matter, and I’m no scientist or germaphobe, but if I’m in a restroom and that’s the only option given to me? Pants it is.

I know he probably didn’t mean it this way but in my mind when I read that tweet he was saying “No, really, why didn’t those people vote so I don’t have to be here.” Even if he somehow remains scandal-free I think there’s a reasonable chance he steps down before his first term is up.