I can’t wait for Azealia Banks to respond with a diss track.

If anyone ever wondered what it'd be like if Howard Hughes had internet access. 

Emo G Records is pretty clever at least

This fucker is one good Spruce Goose away from storing his urine in jars and watching "Ice Station Zebra" day and night.

It’ll drive by any second now

Gronk was the GOAT. He killed it EVERY season, not just one. 

It’d be nice to have one but don’t kill yourself coming up with something.

in the east where they play the pacers, raptors and celtics sans stars...I have a hard time not seeing that team not making the finals.

In the garbage eastern conference, why the hell not?

Can’t wait to see the swift justice on this immigrant with a violent criminal past. 

Is it ironic that the police ended up taking his photo anyway?

Full-time MMA fighter and part-time racist Conor McGregor

Personally, I think it could have.  You have to keep in mind though that we have never really seen Durant on a team without at least one other ball dominant scorer.  I think he would be a different animal in that situation and would be putting up even crazier stats.

What’d they call him. Maybe..... Fluke? That’d have been fun. 

He got orange slices at half time?  Sorry, rules are rules.  Gotta go.

Here’s a thought, and I’m just spit-balling: What if the school guarantees the kid won’t get paid? 

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Damn. DAMN.

Yup. Also, hang on..... “captured on video receiving services”..... Please TMZ, get on this.

With all these steps, at what point should he gather himself?