“I’m clearly an idiot.”

They just announced he is going to give it a try to open the second half.

My favorites are the ones riddled with errors that accuse the author of being a moran [sic]. But some of these seem particularly creepy / violent, even more so than usual. Is there a line where you would refer them to police / FBI?  (Or am I being a snoflak?)

What the hell, Drew? The man just wants you to help you make a good burger! Don’t big time the guy.

I had them ship me a milkshake once.

Yeah the Shake Shack dude went to my high school. He comes from an area with a shit ton of Steak ‘N Shakes. When people first started going ape shit over Shake Shack and I still lived in New York all of us ridiculed the frenzy at one of our midwestern social gatherings.

I don’t believe you. If you had gone to Steak N Shake yesterday, you would still be there waiting for your food.

Holy shit this entire article, I thought he was talking about Steak N Shake.  I’m like has anyone ever considered SNS in the same sentence as even Five Guys?

Truth. There was a glorious time last year when Steak and Shake offered a “snack pack” with an honest to goodness full size cheeseburger with pickle, onion, lettuce and tomato, a good amount of fries, and a full size drink, all for $2.99. I was like, “Is it 1993 and nobody told me?”

I work near the original and try to only go on cold rainy days when the hordes are huddled up for warmth indoors. I’ve been convinced for years that anyone who goes crazy over Shake Shack had just never had a burger on a potato roll before. The roll is the only thing that makes it remotely special. It can be good to…

The biggest issue with Steak & Shake is their miserably slow service. The food is pretty good for the price, the milk shakes are tasty...but don’t go there expecting to get in and out quickly, because it’s not happening.

just don’t go to a Biglari Steak n Shake

Steak N Shake Chili three way is awesome!

Goddamn your spot-on references are almost immediate!

How do you do it? 

I came for this and here is your star.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

This was great, thanks.

I need more Pepper Johnson in my life

You may be confusing him with his brother Damon, who is a hall of fame QB in the CFL, having passed for over 60,000 yards.

I feel like I'm reading graffiti on a billboard off of I-70