I’m sorry, I’m still having parsing that MCA’s passing was over a decade ago. My brain scanned that sentence and short-circuited, like a malicious QR code.

Jesse Plemmons with a shaved head looks a whole lot like Michael Rooker.

The Muppet Babies were literally in diapers!

If Glen Powell’s eyes were any closer together, he would be a cyclops

As one of those “bad parents” of a trans youth, I say “Go fuck yourself” to this dipshit mediocre-at-best “actor.” It’s hard enough to help your child navigate their journey, not to mention worrying about the unprovoked hatred and violence coming their way in part due to ignorance and bigotry from this two-bit hack…

That’s a lot of words to just mean “dickhead.”

Julia Louis-Dreyfus remains unchallenged as the Best Dreyfus(s).

I realized that I might not be fully awake yet when I saw the header image and thought, “Why does this scene from Life of Brian look so weird?”

Every time I read “Megalopolis”, I hear it being said in my had in a deep, bass voice put through the sought of reverb effect you get in large cave systems. So it’s got that going for it, I guess.

No, this is sabotage (although I realize that nobody under 45 will recognize this).

Listen up Minaj. It’s a mirage. This is sabotage.

Ehh. I’ll wait for Bawitdaba: A Knives Out Mystery (2028).

Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey: A Knives Out Mystery

This is what my wife said when I bought the KITT from Knight Rider car GPS voice. I would divorce you as well if I could.

Republicans are about ready to nominate a rapist for president.

I used to think that these kids got bullied too much in school, but more and more I’m of the believe they didn’t get bullied enough. 

to a nearly 10-minute standing ovation

Looking forward to the Snyder Cut, which is just two hours of Dan gargling Trump’s shriveled, old balls.

“Brutal to have to read an article referring to one person as ‘they’ multiple times.”

Let me save everyone a google: