Conservatives: “pRoTeCt ThE cHiLdReN! Derp Derp Derp!”

A pillow and a well-meaning aide could fix this.

He caught a glimpse of the eternal damnation that awaits him.

If you’re gonna keep up the “I’m fine” charade, the literal least you can do is make sure Mitch’s clothes are tailored properly to accommodate what’s clearly rapid weight loss.

Schadenfreude: it’s the best emotion--by far.

“They face up to 11 years in federal priso...”

Don’t forget Kid Rock! He writes music for people who know how much they can get for the stolen catalytic convertor they have. 

He looks like he is constantly farting.

He is everything bad in America wrapped up in a pudgy little, sausage-fingered package.

DeSantis is a liar and an unrepentant fascist. His Republican policies lead to atrocities.

Intentionally putting the wrong name on a coffee cup is something only Peggy Hill would find funny. 

Sick days during childhood were always a little better when you got to watch Bob on the Price is Right. 

“and the iconic power ballad “Here I Go Again,” which has received numerous nods from AV Club slideshows like ‘The Best Songs of the ‘80's”, “The Most Powerful Power-Ballads of the ‘80's”, “The Most Ballad-y Power Rock Anthems of the ‘80's” or even “Songs We’ve Lost So Far In 2023"!”

It’s Darth Maul’s legs with a robotic top half.

First thing I think of when I hear Whitesnake is that bar fire.

Day 1: Still tired from the move.

6'3, 215lbs? gtfoh First, he’s shorter than Trudeau and Trudeau is 6'2. And if this sack of shit is 215 lbs I’m the prima ballerina for the Bolshoi Ballet.

Here is a useful contrast.

This is the End is an amazing kind of film; it has an insane cast of newly or soon to be famous people, plus great (real-life) tension between two key actors: Jonah Hill and Jay Baruchel (who channels his lack of fame relative to his peers brilliantly). It also lets everyone be bad in a loose kind of way that I’m not…

Cera’s 60 seconds onscreen in This Is The End might be the most efficiently outstanding appearance in any film I can remember. He just comes in on fire, never lets up, and goes out spectacularly.