It does consistently baffle me that you can show people hearts ripped out of their chests to 13 year olds, but you have to be 17 to see boobs (unless you have an internet connection).

No, no. All the nudity will be played out of order because making a movie overly complicated for no reason means it’s good! And if you don’t “get” the plot or you question the stupidity of soft porn in a biopic, you’re a philistine.

All I know is that it made Enola gay.

I wonder if he wrote all those scenes in first person perspective, too.

“Cilian Murphy is jaw-dropping in Oppenheimer!” 

Is he packing a Fat Man or a Little Boy?

“I don’t have a smart phone” seems like the modern version of “I don’t even own a TV”

Well, okay, but here where Taylor says, “What I got, you gotta get and put it in you.” How about just, “What I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you.”

Amazing Racists, likely.

Uhhh...pretty sure it’s not easy being green, dude. 

Sounds like someone’s angling to become an ex-boyfriend quite quickly.

It’s hilarious that someone as absolutely disgusting as Lindsey Graham is getting publicly booed.

Elon Musk is a dumb bitch with a breeding kink so of course he thinks this.

The cruelty is now not only the point, it’s the only plank in their platform.

You really would think that at some point even the Republican base would demand that its leaders actually DO something constructive or build something, wouldn’t you? But no, torturing teenagers and burning books is enough.

VictimCon 2023.

Watching in real time the republican party go full fascist and its candidates campaign solely on provocation and bigotry as they try to out-stupid Trump is surreal.

“What’s more fluid than gender? Age.”

I would love to do that but I don’t know that it’s necessary to put ‘One bottle of your finest booze, bring another when I’ve finished and please ignore the sobbing’ on a card, usually the bartenders know the score. 

“Who are you trying to make better off? And what public policy problems do you get up in the morning thinking about how to solve?”

Once again, Buttigieg proving that he’s a true statesman, and the GQP is a flaming clown car show. That DeSantis ad is very weird.