On Friday night I decided to go do a ghost tour double date with my husband, a co-worker, and her boyfriend. My husband and I got there early and it was a really wonderful set-up- revolutionary war fort out of the city with super old buildings, a campfire, a drinks station, an outdoor movie theater (tragically playing…

Make mine a Bebop Cola!

I’m glad I don’t live in this neighborhood anymore.

I mean, people already do it with Musk today so yea, I don’t think you’ll even need to wait that long.

You sound like someone who yells at waiters

Great, now we have to worry about Kit Kat borne prion diseases...

I’m not sure this is what we meant when we asked you to move on from Don’t Worry Darling articles.

The Trench

They’re doing it out of Sprite.

All decent actors are alike, but every terrible actor is terrible in his own way.

My husband bought me a dachshund puppy, a few months before we got married, and he was my best friend. Walt was the sweetest, most loyal and precious dog. He was my constant shadow and my sidekick. When we brought our daughters home, I never did a late-night feed alone, he was always curled at my feet. He doted on the…

Chim-chim-cheroo, motherfuckers!

Not my story, but my Mother’s (and my Aunts). I have permission to relay.

More accurate headline: “Demings trounces Rubio in debate, will still lose election because Florida”.

I posted late sometime in one of the Halloweens of the pandemic blur but was inspired to post again because it feels like there aren’t as many this year? Getting the creeps already thinking about this.

BEACHTOWN

Every summer, my wife’s family spends two weeks at a lakeside cabin that they share with other members of the extended family. The cabin was built by my wife’s grandfather and sits at the end of a dead end road. Beyond the street’s end is a dense wooded area. I’ve only ventured back there one time, where we found an…

“As of today I have access to all my accounts and finances again”

So in less than 48 hours this has gone from alleging/revealing her husband was controlling every aspect of her life financially and emotionally, forcing her to continue doing streams, promising to sell off everything she had and threatening to murder her dogs if she did anything to displease him to… oh he just gave…

Safer for the other diners now that the restaurant’s Cordened off.