He scares them. He is a brand of Democrat they haven’t seen in a while. He won’t play nicely. The worry is that if he wins, it will inspire more candidates like him.  Nothing about him screams “liberal elite.”

Don’t worry folks, in her stead, I will be performing a 40-minute long version of “Ice Ice Baby” on calliope.

They’re not for less government, at all. What they want is unfettered capitalism and no labor or environmental protections, or better yet, laws that outlaw protections for labor and environment, anything they see as getting in the way of rich people making more money. But they want to legislate the fuck out of being…

Another Wilde ex, from her younger days.

I wouldn’t Grantham parole either.

Jims was tolerable if you are forced to go to a tourist spot.  SOOOOO many better places in and around town though.  

Pat’s and Geno’s both suck, though... Jim’s Steaks on South Street...

I don’t know what everyone is getting upset about. At least they didn’t cover anything offensive like the concept of white privilege, systemic racism, The U.S.’s slavery-infused history, or police brutality. It was just about forgiveness and love... and... pushup contests.......?

“You are fifty times hotter in person...And so am I hahahah”

Yo, why the Brendon Gleeson hate? 

This is always an extremely tacky take from a person who writes entertainment ‘news’ for a living.

Like... Mad Eye Mooney Brendan Gleeson? 

I was maybe 5 or 6 when they diagnosed my allergies to mold and fungi. Mom still made me eat mushrooms as part of her “you have to try one bite” rule, despite that bite making me physically sick every time. I also took penicillin successfully until I was 18, when it caused anaphylaxis and an ER visit.

“Jesus is god, even demons know it”

“Oh, hello, fellow feminists. I am young American girl-ski from American state of Iowa....”

The funniest part: “I fear the situation is beyond retrieval.” Yeah, that sounds like something somebody born here would say!

Oh hey there Russian Troll! It’s been a while since we’ve seen you (or that I’ve noticed you). Did you like the story about you and your colleagues?

Simpler: ““I don’t trust any Republican”

Roe V. Wade happens and Republicans spend the next FIFTY YEARS clawing their way into the Supreme Court to overturn it.

Matt Gaetz: the lovechild between roofies and Axe Body Spray

I’m delighted to vote for Fetterman this fall.