It’s perpetual Sunday on the sun

NSFW Pokemon?

We need to go straight to plaid.

“Suggest we move from blue alert up to red alert”

oh you. also... there was dialogue?

Ladies and gentlemen, this situation is getting serious. Set doomsday clocks to lavender.

Every time there’s good news about this sequel I can never find any better way to express my excitement than with this GIF. Can’t wait!

Damn. Seemed to be a nice kid.
Rest in peace, dude.

What a god damn shame.

And now you’ve given the writers of Sharknado their next idea for a future movie: A COWSHARK.

Bless your Kotaku-infused soul, Tom.

Damn it. I was really looking forward to playing it next month.

As noted, thank you for slogging through these. The EU books are nice to know about, but I’m not letting myself get drawn in again unless someone gets Stackpole (second choice in that regard, but... you know) to write a Black Squadron series.

Wipe out the human race? Absolutely. Render the planet completely uninhabitable? Sure. But pull an Alderaan on the the large piece of iron ore, magma and crunchy rock outside? No way, jose.

You do realize you just agreed with the person you’re responding to, right? Fucking up the biosphere falls under what you said. He said we can’t physically destroy the Earth... and newsflash, we can’t. Barring some mad science of detonating the core or knocking us out of orbit into the sun, of course.