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Dont forget his whole “im from the mean streets of Detroit” persona either! Maybe this guy didnt want to follow in his fathers footsteps but hes always acted like he had a much different upbringing than he did. Hes basically my generations Ted Nugent minus the fanaticism about hunting

This is a picture of the unbelievably posh house Kid Rock grew up in, complete with a pool, ponies and a tennis court. His entire redneck persona is a complete sham designed to sell music to rednecks, the only demographic left still willing to listen to his shitty music.

40% of party registered voters in the US are Democrats, only 25% are Republican. Its becoming increasingly difficult for them to keep up the pretense that their either the ‘silent majority’ or the ‘moral majority’. Because they’re certainly not moral, they’re certainly not the majority, and unfortunately for the rest

I actually told my wife yesterday, god forbid if this ever happened to us. One of us or our children was in the hospital from a mass shooting. I would totally want to meet the president. I would lie through my teeth about how much I loved him just so I could get into a room with him and tell him how much of a scum bag

I really need to know how Tio Tito felt after that meeting. Did the Truculent Toddler impress him with his ability to grimace at the camera? Did he dig theat pudgy TrumpThumbs up? Maybe Donnie managed to string some empathatic sounding words together and make Tito feel it wasn’t a dreadful mistake to support this

I don’t think his gaffe was intentional rather it reveals his subconscious beliefs. His brain links smart and effortlesly academically-gifted with whiteness and not-so-smart but possibly just needing extra help with being Black. That has seeds of truth in it (underfunded schools, etc.) but it is just a part of The

After so many “gaffes,” I think we need to stop calling these remarks unintentional and start calling them very intentional. You're right to hesitate calling this remark about smart white kids a gaffe.

I feel like the weirdest thing to me is just, like... okay, you’re sorry you’re white and privileged, but what are you DOING to help people who are not either of those things? What good is an apology like this? Instead, “I recognize my incredible privilege, which is why I’m partnering with [RAICES or other charity/org

I have no idea who the fuck wants to work out in 95 degree heat, but whatever, Becky seems to know her clients.

Wanda Sykes nailed it when she said The Bachelor’s rose ceremony basically equated a man tapping women he deems worthy to bone on the forehead with his dick and them going crazy with happiness when he does. I hate that we see so much about this show on Jezebel, even if it’s dirt bag.

Such a great read - Thanks BARBIE and ASHLEY!!

There is no freaking way Chump in Charge wrote that tweet:

“What, you mean other democratic countries don’t allow judges to be told what to do by a politician?”

You’re right.  Lost in all the snark about Katy Perry is the fact that this was a horrible verdict.

Thoughts...

This. She’s a sexual abuser, a defender of sexual abusers, an all around awful person. Fuck her and her shitty show.

Women with husbands are a marginal, underrepresented segment of the population. Thankfully, former competition show dancer and frequent podcast guest Julianne Hough has broken down our community’s barriers

I honestly don’t understand wtf is going on in this article. Is it supposed to be entirely sarcastic or are there moments of truth here? 

Let’s call it what it is: Lena Dunham sexually assaulted Brad Pitt. This isn’t ok. It wasn’t ok when Al Franken did it, and it’s not ok when Lena does it. It's not cute, it's not funny, it's fucking assault. 

Lena Dunham tried to french kiss an unamused Brad Pitt.