I...kinda like it! It's like an expensive, militarised coffee machine.

The bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

oh SHIT

one could argue it's the Shellder at his tail who Mega Evolved.

the word "ninja" was apparently too violent

The ACTUAL intro

If you paid as much for your porn as you paid for Skyrim you would be more likely to get a trustworthy product without viruses

We know it's hard! We don't care, though.

When their tongues met there was no going back for Abdel. His eyes burned in his head and he surrendered to the strange woman's rhythms the same way he surrendered to the clanging-steel rhythms of an opponent. They came together in the same kind of hesitant, exploratory dance of two swordsmen parrying blows and…

was there a pun with "the sex scenes sucking"

Oh my god, the spambots are getting smarter.

Instead of dice, you play Flappy Bird and walk your score in squares.

oh man good times

The iPad technically could run this all along

and to think I traded away my shiny Metang back in White

lol

I really hope they're still doing graphical adventures. If they come out with any action bullshit they lose all fan support.

No one captioned it with "they see me rollin" yet?

Wait, does she have a 3DS then? I think everyone wants her for Tomodachi Life.