I had always thought about doing this with machines of my own, but then decided it might be illegal or something. It probably is, it's just this guy won't get caught.

Meanwhile, Nintendo lets us buy the Game Boy Advance game The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap on Wii U but not 3DS, because that would just make too much sense. Somehow, almost two years into the Wii U's lifecycle, its Virtual Console library is even smaller than the Wii's was.

Let's not mince words here: the Virtual Console is a major disappointment. The library is full of holes, the games are expensive, and the lack of unified system support makes buying classic games on the Wii U or 3DS feel like a major gamble—in five years, when we're all moving on to the next Nintendo system, will we…

Having this many friends with x-boxes is a lot! Most people won't get that. And then they have to own the same games, too. That's why people meet online.

I expected a game that would actually take your IRL blood? Like, use blood test data.

In that case either your friends list is incredibly short or you have lots of friends in real life with consoles and Titanfall which makes you a special case already.

If you were a person to have the good taste to purchase a WarioWare game in the past—preferably the original or its sequel Twisted—then you may believe that modern Wario games are supposed to be micro-game collections.

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Wasn't Twitch to be exclusive for gaming? Then again

that's aokay

And he became a swordless run!

Or maybe it should happen less often, so you'd work more! Ha ha ha

It was Ermac all along!!!!

Yet it still doesn't support full color. While I find it nice that this supports monitors with not much color, I have a full color monitor and it's a shame that I don't get to play this game in more than a few colors at once. Very weird that they upped the resolution so much and yet it's all still mostly 5 or so…

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perks of owning dogs

is that from yoshi island

WHERE THE FUCK IS FLIPNOTE 3D

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