O-O

Well well well, here in Brazil we already have a movie about her. A movie from 2009. And one of the directors was her husband / adoptive-son / son-in-law. 

Has anybody pitched this show to Netflix?

Oh I’ve never touched it.

Nobody really cares at this point.

Okay but in Final Fantasy IV The After Years you can dethrone the Creator.

Which is a SaGa game, not a Final Fantasy game.

When it comes to Youtube, there’s one utterly vital rule to remember:

I have no face buttons and I must leap. 

Let me point you to the “Save a Fox” rescue center youtube channel, where you can learn that if foxes are loved and cared for they *do* like good pets.

Thanks. It’s amazing what a slow day at the office does for the creative juices.

Desperate FFT fans whisper their deepest desires to the monkey paw...

Probably F2P Gacha game, if I had to guess.

Oh man! So hype. But this would have been sweeter on the Switch! 

It has nothing to do with drugs....and everything to do with the fact that a penis kinda looks like a mushroom. And so there were some very phallic looking mushrooms being licked, stroked, humped, etc by some naked mushroom girls. Oh and these mushrooms had a white milky substance that shot out of them....and another…

Easy. That’s not his hair. When he was younger, he was in a freak accident, and fell into a vat of ferro fluid, which bonded with his hair. Now, whenever he’s in the presence of a strong magnetic field, his ferro-infused hair reacts.

WOW that’s a blast from the past. Do Americans even know about Terence Hill? His movies with Bud Spencer were to European (pre)teens in the 80s and 90s what Saturday morning cartoons were to Americans.

Terence Hill 2015 (76 years old)