JFC these two sound like college freshmen trustafarians on LSD.

I like the idea of Elon Musk wandering around the Tesla factory floor trying to fix the coffee pot and typing gibberish code into a laptop the printer repair guy left behind, while the security cameras record his every move so they know who to send in and fix all his screwups the next day.

Well they had to say grace before eating the banana.

GOP passes abortion ban: It’s the will of the people!

GOP: we’re putting abortion back to the states.

Probably because this is going to have devastating consequences for the next black woman who actually goes missing. 

If Cher doesn’t call her gelato “CHURN BACK TIME”, then we have failed as a civilization.

Also, if you’re seeing this Cher, you’re free to use that as long as you give me credit and 1% of the profits.

How much did that jury award Hulk Hogan?  (Also, if you’re under 18 and are on Marjorie Taylor-Greene’s mailing list, you are dangerously close to being a lost cause, my goodness).

Even if it turns out she was not in danger. A young woman who disappeared, but her car, phone and wallet were left behind should be searched for high and low. A runaway or a mentally ill woman going about with no money, phone or transportation is exactly the kind of vulnerable person who would be easy target for harm.…

I hope Hunter Biden files a criminal complaint with the DC police department and initiates a civil lawsuit. I know that is exactly what that heinous attention seeking bitch is looking for, but it’s absolutely horrifying that a member of Congress would display a nude picture of a private citizen during a televised…

They weren’t just taking a quick picture of the stage. They staged and posed for a group shot during a song. That’s distracting and shitty. Paying for a ticket gives you the right to attend, watch, and listen.

I quit going to concerts ten years ago after I paid $700 to watch hundreds of people record Fleetwood Mac on their phones. The venue didn't do a damned thing. 

come on. this is not a selfie, it’s an orchestrated group photo in which they clearly used flash, a big no no. secondly, as a music photographer based in Nashville who, while trying to do my job during the thousands of shows I’ve shot, I’ve constantly been stopped and bothered by these drunk white people insisting I…

I think a picture or two is ok at a concert.

Uhh, they’re clearly right in front of Lambert in the first row. I can’t imagine how distracting that would be mid-song and she was 100% in the right to call them out. Not that the message appears to have landed.

Uh Russell Brand is an anti-woke Joe Rogan MAGA psycho.

My favorite dumb potshot from the recent craze with “therapy speak” has been the “It’s not my job to teach you” line. In almost every context I see it in, it makes the speaker look dumb, even when they’re addressing legitimately bad behavior it makes them look dumb.

Hey, if a childless person like myself can no longer vote, does that I no longer have to pay taxes, because remember “No taxation without representation.”

To this day, I can't believe they put that gag in the trailers. 

I don’t understand all the fuss. Did they or did they not pay for the most realistic Titanic experience money could buy? Seems like they should have seen this coming.