So stuff like this used to alarm me as well. Now I always take it with a grain of salt because we don’t know the significance of the one weird thing within the context of their entire relationship. Like it may have been an odd sense of humor, a misunderstanding, a poorly thought out attempt to be charming, etc. I get…

He can’t, DC traded him to Marvel for Gunn, along with a 2023 first round pick and a conditional fourth rounder in 2024. It seems like a tough deal, but DC needed leadership, and Marvel had the Cap space for him after Evans left.

I can forgive a good bit about Man of Steel, but that really was the worst take on Jonathan Kent ever.

He and Aniston are both in the Sandler Cinematic Universe.

Wait, I really liked Terminator Dark Fate. It was a suitable sequel to Judgement Day and returned the series to gnarly, hard R action violence that had been lacking. I blame the Dark Fate bombing on three straight dogshit sequels that poisoned the well before we finally got a good one.

“I didn’t willingly go, ‘Hey, Alan, let’s have some fun,’ because no one on the planet would say that to Alan,” Ransome said.

On the plus side, I will be saving $15 a month not paying for HBO Max as part of my own broader financial review!

Oh sweet summer child, if you think all buttplugs are designed to be “comfortable”... two words will change that view - bad dragon.

Aaaaaaand you just killed all the boners of anyone who reads this comment. Thanks for nothing. 

I wonder how long it will be until someone starts creating butt plugs in the likeness of MTG’s ghoulish face. I’ll best it’s less than a week and they’re on the market in at least prototype form. 

I want to see her cover Maps

Thank you.
This idea that all transgressions are equally bad and that they all deserve to be met with a lifetime banishment, and the fact that they don’t is proof that cancel culture doesn’t exist is the most fucking ridiculous progressive talking point and needs to fucking die already. It’s also basically inviting…

People who acknowledge their mistakes, apologize, and are ultimately held accountable should be allowed to land on their feet eventually. The extent of his transgressions hardly meets the threshold for “unforgivable”. He resigned from the Senate, went through the cancellation spectacle, and now (5 years later), people…

Of course, others have pointed out that Franken would have been a massive liability during confirmation hearings for Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh—also very publicly accused of sexual assault—which took place within months of Franken’s resignation.

Franken was denied due process - he volunteered his complete cooperation for any investigation, but resigned when pressured to do so. That’s the “controversial” part of all this. I look forward to him hosting, and support him if he chooses to run again.

I think underneath the meat of the problem is that Thanos’ chin was a scrotum.

So what you’re saying is, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT ROCKY THINKS!

(Trust me, it’s a thing.) 

There’s literally nothing I could care about less than hurting Ted Cruz personally. In fact, I probably fall more on the side of being in favor of him experiencing discomfort and unhappiness...

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

While you’re still trippin’ over the fact that she used to be First Lady of San Francisco, lemme introduce you to her old face: