Well he figured out how to land rockets back on earth after launching them and figured out how make electric cars

I went to my GP a few years ago, and she had a thing sitting on the counter with questions and levers you could move to show your answers and it at the end it would indicate whether your testosterone was too low. I read the questions and moved the levers and it turned out that my testosterone was too low for a man my…

No matter how much you tan your balls, it still won’t be like a Black guy’s junk.

Ahhh the boys version of this nonsense has come around now... so testosterone, much manly...

I see people in my neighborhood getting McDonalds delivered, and all I can think is “why are you like this?”.

I’m not sexually attracted to Turturro, but he is a great character actor (I ignore the “Transformers” unpleasantness), and since you seem so wound up for him: don’t forget his very best performance ever, in Miller’s Crossing.

...for her stunning performance in G.I. Jane II

DJ Jazzy Jeff

To quote Almodóvar: The devil, in fact, doesn’t exist.

1. Damn that sucks. 2. Damn a slide show for this sucks.

Yes, he is obviously full of remorse.  All those pictures at the after-parties...his singing and dancing to “Gettin’ Jig Wit It” was filled with remorse.

Somewhere in Texas, Heidi looks on at her husband with disappointment in her eyes.

No one does elite entitlement quite like a GOP populist.

Karen Cruz

Please please please put him on the “No Fly” list so he’ll have to take the bus from Texas to DC like a common armadillo...

This sounds a bit like Michel Gondry or Taika Waititi after pounding a 4-pack of Red Bulls (or the French/Kiwi equivalent). I am on board with it. I should probably check out Swiss Army Men at some point.

Also when he blurted out George Bush hates black people at a Hurricane Katrina telethon. Now that I think of it that was probably one of his most sane public outburst. 

The Man in The DeLorean in The Mandalorian.

He was great in “Nobody” as well.

Every time Christopher Lloyd shows up in something I am continually surprised and delighted that he is still alive.