I love AOC and hope she runs for President one day.

oh please. the real truth is this:

If it’s being announced in Australia it means all Utes, all the time.

We had a good run. Besides I'm famished and could really go for some brrrrraaaaaaaiinnnssss...

On top of that he is going to take a de-vaccination shot live on stage!

But not for any higher legal or moral reason. He just wants to make Kamala Harris the president to own the conservatives.

And we’ll be covered by the National Health Service!   Hooray (I think)!

We’re ending the independence experiment. It’s been a good 245 years, but it’s just not working out. Biden’s going to tear up the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, and we’re going to rejoin the British Empire.

Men At Work US tour announcement.

Covid-19 zeta variant - the one that turns everyone into zombies. The end is nigh.

Reuniting of the continents - the return of Pangea. You heard it here first!

This is definitely one of those situations where Im not going to take a single damned thing the cops say as truth until theres at least 500 video angles corroborating it. GSP are straight up scum. 

Newsom isn’t perfect, he’s made some mistakes. But most every person in power has made a mistake or two during the pandemic. Overall he’s done a pretty good job handling the pandemic. This article is ridiculous and really irresponsible. We can’t risk have Elder or any of those other morons being in charge of the 5th…

Hmm I went out to my field of fucks and it was completely bare. Nothing at all there.

Forget the archery, I want to see “ROGERS: THE MUSICAL”!

My local paper (inexplicably) ran a story about a care-home worker claiming she was being “emotionally blackmailed” into getting the vaccine, and it was full of the usual “I believe in my own immune system”, “we don’t know the long-term effects”, “my freedom!” bullshit.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I hope the people at the unemployment offices get pictures of their Surprised Pikachu faces when they realize they can’t get benefits if they quit their jobs.

I keep asking myself: “How many of them got a flu shot because the hospital mandated it? How are the COVID-19 vaccines any different?” Then I remember that COVID-19 has been politicized to the extreme and these supposed health care workers refuse to get on board with protecting the people they’re supposed to be helping…

We’re in the middle of an election here in Canada, and I think we need to postpone it, until we can get more accurate details on Olivia Munn’s pregnancy timeline. We’re gonna need a spreadsheet of her menstrual cycle, going back at least 10 years.