You should tell them McDonalds is hiring. Apparently no one wants to work anymore.

LOL I’m honestly just hoping that a bunch of really, really confused people mistake Rudy for a camgirl, so that he can realize how all those poor Manhattan strippers felt when his Nosferatu-like face leered at them from the audience. Failing that, I’m just hoping he will get exactly NO nibbles...because he’s broke.

I’m pretty sure she chose to complain about “Tigger” so she could say 83.3% of the n-word to a black person and get away with it.

“He went on to say he’d “love to see auto manufacturers take some responsibility,” regarding the misuse of performance cars”

Nah. And I’m sure there are more instances like that behind the “straw that broke the camel’s back.”

I would’ve never have guessed Tarantino had mommy issues...said no one, ever.

So I’m feeling very grateful for this space tonight. My mother was in the hospital for a week and just got home—it’s a long story but she’s basically starting to lose ground. Mom has finally admitted that it’s time to at least consider getting onto lists for long-term care. It’s a sad thing and nobody really wants to…

I can’t believe that a competent judge doesn’t take one look at this rolling disaster and throw Jamie Spears in the nearest canal.

“Christian fiction” - Well, there’s a redundant phrase.

I do, however, wish the governments of the world *would* plan for a doomsday variant better than they planned for our current situation, perhaps things wouldn’t be quite so shit and maybe there wouldn’t be millions of unnecessarily dead people in a year.

Haters can hate all they want, but Russ/Ellington/Bron/AD/Dwight with Melo as a 6th man and Ariza/Gasol filling out the rotation? You’re out of your goddamn mind if you think this team isn’t a 2015 title contender. 

What’s really needed is a team composed of Brother Mouzone and Omar Little.

“Avoid touching children at all unless you are a childcare provider.”

My dad (6'4") took my brother (then 6 y/o) to see Toy Story 2. It was a big theater and not full at all. Plenty of seats all around. They sat off center too.

An excellent list. Now, would you like the list of when it is appropriate to use a slideshow?

I’m autistic so my guide is this:

My first thought was “duh boston”

I read the Matt Damon thing elsewhere and the comments were all “How is this still happening?”

he really should have kept that one too himself. was he expecting a gold star? that’s so embarrassing. if you think about it, his daughter has probably told him to stop using that word and why it’s bad to use that word over years and years. that whole time he was walking around the house saying the f word laughing. it…