The whole “quick, use this actual terrible crime to whip up anti-BLM sentiment” is so gross! What they actually did was horrible! They stole and terrorized living things, and they shot a guy who almost died and is permanently maimed! They planned it in advance!

Yes, all of these are true, but especially #2. A few years ago, I set up my camera to take a family photo at a holiday. I put it on the tripod and hit the 10-second timer button, then bopped over to the sofa where everyone else was already posed. I was a smidge closer to the camera than everyone else because I perched…

Simple answer: The Carters have evolved into Hobbits.

we’re sending our kids there to be taught basic math, history, science

This fucking guy. As Governor of Massachusetts, he punched the clock for four years, taking credit for universal health care in the state thinking it would help his national profile. Then when he found that the goober primary voters didn’t want to hear about health, he said ‘fuck health care, let’s triple Guantanamo…

The only way this will ever be funny if of Elon makes himself the butt of every joke in every sketch. He doesn’t strike me as being secure enough to handle that.

Berkeley is one of those places that calls itself a liberal bastion but is actually a gated city with zoning laws specifically designed to keep out the Black people who live in Oakland and Alameda. They are racist AF, and that’s not unusual for Bay Area towns.

“at one point, the woman jumped into his vehicle and tried to take control of the steering wheel”.

There was also that strip poker game. Every kid I knew had a copy of that. CGA nudity!

Including the greatest, most heavily starred comment in Kinja history.

How did you list all those other incidents without including the Tim Horton’s Poop Thrower?

Well, shit.

Women’s Health speculated that she may have suffered from Crohn’s disease, an inflammation of the bowels that can cause a very sudden need to go.

Given that Critical Race Theory began to develop in the early 70's, by intellectuals, why haven’t these window lickers spoken on it before now? First, its not as if they know a thing about anything intellectual. Second, they know that Daisy Mae & Jethro don’t know either but will readily piss their flour sack draws…

In 1998, Warner Brothers held their 75th anniversary film festival at the Fine Arts theater here in Chicago: 7 days full of Warner films, each day a different decade. I bought a pass and managed to see 3-5 movies per day. It was one of the best weeks of my life, and it contained the single greatest moviegoing…

He’s trying too!

The real problem is the sizeable number of people in this country who just don't care about the facts. If he's an asshole on Fox news and pwns the libs, they'd vote for him if he was in jail. 

Ok, we know Greenberg will say whatever he thinks will get him some kind of deal. We know Gaetz will continue to claim he’s the victim of a massive Deep State plot to bring him down and destroy America. We know Stone will lie about everything to advance whatever agenda is currently fermenting in his head. So how do…