That upside-down kiss scene? Filmed upside-down and they actually hung Dunst up from the ceiling and built the whole set upside-down. Her hair and the rain not falling the wrong way were all CGI. Why? Don’t question Sam Raimi’s genius, that’s why.

Where I work we fired some older men simply for acting sexist, like refusing to listen to women supervisors and making sexist comments.

As a straight I don’t get this either. I’m with you that if someone inflicted emotional abuse as a prank or, worse, some fucking “test”, I’d nope right out.

When I’m walking outside without a mask, sometimes I spit but only into the spots with exposed dirt or trees or grass, never on concrete. And never when I sense people nearby.

Quick! Find a serial port! 

Dave Chappelle has turned into a white guy.

Can we rename it to [This domain has been permanently blocked]?

You’ll die on this hill, but from overcrowding because everybody is on this hill with you.

I’m sure the term Daddy Long Legs gets abused quite a bit in their household.

I really love that Jez can’t tell Adam Devine (doofus from Workaholics, mostly known for getting kicked in his nuts in film & tv) from Adam Levine (doofus from early ‘00s faux rock/R&B band, mostly known for showing his tattooed man-boobs on tv).

The only things I found funny on this show were the lotto ball sketch and Kim breaking up a little bit because of Amy Schumer’s probable ad lib:

As long as you don’t actively disturb your neighbors or do anything that damages the community resources, you’re okay. Bad neighbors are ones who make other people’s days worse.

Is this that time he invited senators over to the Oval Office to watch him take a shit with the toilet door open? I mean, it can’t hurt to try, but Biden making airplane noises might ruin the gravitas of that moment.

https://jezebel.com/even-196-7-billion-cant-buy-you-a-gf-1847738989

Maybe she’s tired of being called a whore by unnamed supposedly feminist websites?

Peyton is why I typed “most professional athletes” instead of “all”.

On the list of SNL hosts that would offend my sensibilities (my monocle budget has taken a hit as of late), any Kardashian is below influencers, most professional athletes and politicians. Not a Below-Replacement-Level host, to steal a sports parlance.

If this guy’s random-ass lawsuit goes through and the burden of proof is on the doctor to prove a negative or violate his patient’s privacy, then theoretically someone should sue the shit out of Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, Ken Paxton, John Cronyn, Boof Cavanaugh, and all those assholes down the line for unprovable abortions…

I think she can be very effective wherever she sees as the best use of her time & effort, but I’m afraid that she’ll continue to get barraged with misogynistic bullshit so constantly that she either nopes out of politics or get smeared into an HRC-like boogeywoman.

Speaking from experience, black is Choice #ohfuckthisisallyouhaveleftisntit.