This also tracks with the HBO 2001-2012 ethos of being in the creator/artist business as opposed to the show-only business. Their CEO kept having these “We’re in the David Simon business, not Treme business” type quotes.

That, and the whole “training for the Paralympics” thing when everyone in that sport went full Mariah Carey ‘never heard of her’.

Were you driving in a Mr. Bean title sequence by any chance?

Fallon will butter up to anyone who agrees to sit on that damn couch. Remember him tussling Trump’s hair?

The Bachelor/ette franchise is going to have a “your turn in the barrel” kind of scenario one of these days, isn’t it?

“I'm sorry I don't usually respond to YouTube comments. Do you have any substantive questions?"

“as” or “in the” chair? I can see Dumbfuckistan eating their own right out the gate.

I usually chop and throw in half the fresh herbs, garlic and onions in the house whenever I marinate chicken or pork. Still get disbelieving looks when I say I tenderize them by adding some orange juice or pineapple juice to the marinade.

I'm going to try a controlled experiment and put a note that says "season your dammed chicken" on co-workers' desks and see who gets offended.

Depending on the resources of the organization, is it possible to do a two-level authentication where the IP address of the requests or other organizational attributes are used to filter out access attempts? For example, it’s highly unlikely that someone coming through a Slovakian server is a person who works at…

The next Ant Man movie will have a big battle on a helicarrier that’s actually an RC drone bringing a bunch of dolls to a kid’s tea party.

My dreams are not that creative, so in my dream it would have been:

“Has your client tried...not committing crimes?"

“Couldn’t afford the upgrade at Hertz, huh?”

People who want to see actual changes in local governances should also keep an eye on all the county functionaries, though. I’ve seen many a place that refuse to get with the times by refusing to adopt newer versions of laws and standards and just claiming “it’s not implemented yet”. 

This is the role that needs to be Chad Kroeger's acting debut.

Could have been his favorite noose-hanging tree?

I have many more questions:

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Seeing that header image, the only thing I can think of is that I REALLY want to see the blooper reel on that scene.