The poker game looks like it was written by a 8-year old who just saw the first WSOP tv coverage, and there’s about three separate endings after the nut-scratching scene, but it somehow works.

Casino Royale works much better for me too, precisely because of the ‘Joker got caught on purpose’ plot ripoff.

The nationalistic Chinese social media users are obsessed with broadcasting how Korea and Japan were ancient “bitches” of China, or that everything good about Hong Kong is because CCP “lets it happen”.

But, but, Kinja's back end is run by Uighur slave labor as part of Fuckhole Capital's cost cutting measures, tho.

[In 2028, the Buttercream v Traditional Icing sectarian wars will decimate most of the East Coast.]

For me, the theater experience has always been a mental health refuge. Now that I’m fully vaccinated I have to think about whether that experience will be soured if I encounter assholes without masks on or hear someone coughing in the theater.

It’s just because whoever started this shit can’t pronounce gefilte fish or cholent.

I prefer “man who stole his hair from clippings at a poodle salon”.

I will be there opening night if Kit Harrington goes "I'm here to ride dragons and bang my cousins. And I don't see any dragons."

I'm pretty sure that if the government figures out how to leverage vaccination for a couple months of free PornHub premium the vaccination rate should start getting turgid.

Johnson 2 Johnson 

Shouldn’t the moral of the story be that bankruptcy laws are fucking over creditors who do work in favor of debtors who want courts to grant them free money?

I’m talking about what old software engineers call handshake protocols. Three different companies will define the term “shop drawings” differently with different levels of assumed details and purposes. I’ve stopped a meeting to ask a guy what he meant by shop drawings and he scoffed before giving an answer that…

The diversity won’t become a problem if the writing and general communication are kept consistent. Some PMP types like to throw abbreviations around and in writing these are often inconsistent and very presumptuous.

I work as an engineer and used to teach graduate level engineering students. Out in the wild, technical writing skills are sorely lacking. Specifications and design documents are usually littered with bad grammar, poor writing, and lack of a narrative cohesion. I’ve sat on projects where six months in people don’t…

Ahem, that’s Dr. Jill Biden, who apparently earned her Ph.D. in telling you exactly what objects to stick in which orifices.

(Chick-fil-A cannot be fucked because it’s still in its purity ring phase.)

My version:

Confession: without a Stetson on at least one of them I probably can’t tell them apart either.

If humans can travel back in time we won't see them in UFOs because their trips will mostly be sex stuff or a dinosaur zoo.