But, but, Kinja's back end is run by Uighur slave labor as part of Fuckhole Capital's cost cutting measures, tho.

[In 2028, the Buttercream v Traditional Icing sectarian wars will decimate most of the East Coast.]

For me, the theater experience has always been a mental health refuge. Now that I’m fully vaccinated I have to think about whether that experience will be soured if I encounter assholes without masks on or hear someone coughing in the theater.

It’s just because whoever started this shit can’t pronounce gefilte fish or cholent.

I prefer “man who stole his hair from clippings at a poodle salon”.

I will be there opening night if Kit Harrington goes "I'm here to ride dragons and bang my cousins. And I don't see any dragons."

I'm pretty sure that if the government figures out how to leverage vaccination for a couple months of free PornHub premium the vaccination rate should start getting turgid.

Johnson 2 Johnson 

Shouldn’t the moral of the story be that bankruptcy laws are fucking over creditors who do work in favor of debtors who want courts to grant them free money?

I’m talking about what old software engineers call handshake protocols. Three different companies will define the term “shop drawings” differently with different levels of assumed details and purposes. I’ve stopped a meeting to ask a guy what he meant by shop drawings and he scoffed before giving an answer that…

The diversity won’t become a problem if the writing and general communication are kept consistent. Some PMP types like to throw abbreviations around and in writing these are often inconsistent and very presumptuous.

I work as an engineer and used to teach graduate level engineering students. Out in the wild, technical writing skills are sorely lacking. Specifications and design documents are usually littered with bad grammar, poor writing, and lack of a narrative cohesion. I’ve sat on projects where six months in people don’t…

Ahem, that’s Dr. Jill Biden, who apparently earned her Ph.D. in telling you exactly what objects to stick in which orifices.

(Chick-fil-A cannot be fucked because it’s still in its purity ring phase.)

My version:

Confession: without a Stetson on at least one of them I probably can’t tell them apart either.

If humans can travel back in time we won't see them in UFOs because their trips will mostly be sex stuff or a dinosaur zoo.

I would pass out laughing if Epstein’s black book comes out and Trump’s entry is: “can’t afford/doesn’t pay bills/too much trouble finding Ivanka lookalikes”. Then the Q crowd starts with “see? Not a pedo trafficker, just tried to fuck his daughter is all.”

Ah yes, the phrase "fucking off is always an option" made flesh.

At least four Wayans cousins are headed to your house as we speak.