This is kind of like an NRA convention: assholes as far as the eye can see.

Another thing we know about her is that her haircut and general demeanor are at least “Can I Speak To Your Manager”-adjacent.

Brevity still works.

“Won’t they be miserable if we treated them as broodmare?”

My favorite part is the title of the fake resume:

Look, when you lay in bed with your dog, there’s no whispering of potential running mates or any other such shit. You either cuddle, curse the dog for hogging the blanket, or curse the dog for farting.

Not having seen Jojo Rabbit, but having read a bunch of reviews, I think it should not be compared to Life is Beautiful beyond "comedy+nazis". They seem to be saying different things about different places and people, and with different comedic devices. Hitler as a silly imaginary character is much different from a…

This just in: the moisture level around Ft. Worth and Waco have inexplicably skyrocketed.

The slurs used by ol’ Hans herr are the go-to for a lot of white people as the worst thing they can possibly say to gain the upper hand in any argument.

Wonder if this boy covers his tracks when donating to the local Klan/GOP. 

It all went off the rail when the movie shows Batman searching for porn tagged "Raw Marthas".

As a person whose workplace uses trucking services a lot (2-3 LTLs a week, 1-2 truckloads a month) I can attest to the fact that drivers and driver safety are a point of emphasis.

Bong Joon Ho was exactly right to call the Oscars a local trade award.

This text cutoff on the main page threw me for a loop:

I know Canadians are supposed to be nice and all, but maybe there should be a global aviation rule that anyone who disrupts a whole flight for attention should be faced with this:

Thank you for taking the effort of not naming the witness, even when other outlets don't feel the responsibility to do the same.

So to this old-ass guy with none of these accounts, it looks like: Facebook is for presenting yourself to grandma, IG is for presenting your best face to your peers, and Twitter is where you unleash your real selves.

I kind of feel bad for the security guy, but my highlight was when he saw a POC was a Fox News cameraman and went "Well a check's a check I guess".

I don’t quite get that either, since the point of the caucus is that the supporters of the candidates that don’t hit a threshold the first round get to support their second and third options. Did the total headcounts not line up? Was is inconceivable that if my first choice was Warren my backup could have been Yang?

He might be exempt from the penis flattened, because it'll take too long to find it.