It would be funny if we end up with a bunch of DEBATE ME, YOU COWARD ads being bought on Fox News.

The 1908 utilities tunnel under the ArcelorMittal steel mill in Gary, Indiana, otherwise known as The Devil's Anus.

“The thing about streetlights is.......the street always wins”

Ok now we need someone from the cleaning crew to leave a mic behind.

“I refuse to eat unless this meal is cooked, served, cut into bits, and fed into my mouth by a butler in my bed.”

“Neither nutritious nor flavorful: Soylent Green.”

Imagine every black congressperson being asked if they’re going to fix Chicago gang violence every time they take a question in public.

This problem doesn’t exist for Patriots fans, because everyone should know by now that their shit don’t stink, and they’re all super alphas.

These projections usually err on the side of whoever’s wanting them published. Sales and property taxes can vary depending on a bunch of stuff, like how crappy the Flames are that year (depressed attendance & foot traffic), whether all the redeveloped retail spots are filled, the property values resulting from the…

I wonder if there will come a point where LeBron or Steph will straight up tell ESPN they won't talk to any of the "stick-to-sports" brigade and just start starving the Woj's and Windhorsts of their access.

They’re trying to collect $22,000? Let’s start by publishing the salaries of all these fucks and graph them over time compared to dates that school services got cut or school deficits get announced.

Wait, I recall Hakeem was such a nice dude he refused to sow his wild royal oats. How did he knock someone up? One of the bath ladies moved to the US?

You forget: Trump (incest), Trump (non-incest), Trump (solo)

Fact: Nancy made him grab pussies.

Oh I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm saying there are people who have such cognitive dissonance about their own behavior that the substance of your comment won't register.

That shit don’t work with a lot of people. I know too many folks in business who will slit your throat while stabbing your back and fucking your wife to get a sale, then off the clock they’d be Captain Bible Study (24-8=16)/7.

I think Google and Facebook killed our discourse not just with the social media culture but also by draining the media of a huge revenue stream and that pushed media towards hunting for clicks and tweets.

I think a lot of the people who struggle with having to call someone racist also haven’t experience the receiving end of racism themselves. They think it’s too heavy because they can understand a person not wanting that burden. Minorities already live under that burden.

When left unchecked, this president already:

We sure that's not actually Dern's tulpa?