Figuratively, maybe; Ryan Howard definitely has two better eyes, literally, but not a great “eye” for the ball when he bats. However, you have to remember than Ryan Howard, for as much criticism as he receives, was once a great hitter and is, after all, in the major leagues, while this other player is only in…

Well, not necessarily. He seems to be a pretty hardworking guy. Now that he’s missing an eye, though, he’s definitely going to literally lose focus whenever he looks at things! (just kidding, not meant to be offensive)

This guy any good? I don’t really watch soccer.

Wow. For this big time baseball blunder, looks like this guy’s today’s “Diamond Dope”! Yer outta there!! Hope you guys are having a great Thursday