The only baby with any real motor is the winner, who cried through the pain and scrapped her way to a victory. That’s called respecting the damn game.

Not only do they not work, but I thought they were terrible. I was a little worried that maybe I had lost my sense of humor, but at least others agree this didn’t work at all.

Clever quip. Did you hear someone else say that at a party?

I have to wonder if people who think this is funny do so because it’s actually funny, or because they want to believe in the idea of it being funny, because it strikes me as kind of random.

Or maybe if you're high?

Yeah, I just wasn’t feeling it on the Fury Road clip. It felt weird especially considering how intense the chase was and the sacrifices made to get to the ending.

Same. I kept waiting to find one, but... meh.

Agreed, this was terrible and not entertaining in any possible way

I’m glad it wasn’t just me that thought that...

I don't think a single of these worked as well as their original endings.

Yeah, nearly dying was certainly “what was coming to him” for driving too close to the car in front of him.

the curse word is the joke. - jerry seinfeld

I think LeBron’s twitter feed is a passive aggressive inspirational quote bot that’s become sentient.

I think they should have laughed a little more that one time, and not laughed that other time.

What in God’s name is this animation? A double underhook, belly-to-back suplex into a bridge into a piledriver? Is that physically even possible?!

Very conflicted about this. I feel like there has to be a way to protect players that doesn’t amount to “Let’s just collectively pretend the rules of baseball don’t exist for this specific play.”

who knew that intellectuals also enjoy paid appearances

Adam Carolla 1.3

Does Gawker have some sort of affirmative action program for insecure dimwits?

what if...I was realized that and I was talking to other commenters to facilitate discussion in what is always an echo chamber anyway? And what if I said outright I wasn’t referring to Stassa or criticizing her at all?