The only baby with any real motor is the winner, who cried through the pain and scrapped her way to a victory. That’s called respecting the damn game.

Yeah, nearly dying was certainly “what was coming to him” for driving too close to the car in front of him.

the curse word is the joke. - jerry seinfeld

I think LeBron’s twitter feed is a passive aggressive inspirational quote bot that’s become sentient.

I think they should have laughed a little more that one time, and not laughed that other time.

What in God’s name is this animation? A double underhook, belly-to-back suplex into a bridge into a piledriver? Is that physically even possible?!

Very conflicted about this. I feel like there has to be a way to protect players that doesn’t amount to “Let’s just collectively pretend the rules of baseball don’t exist for this specific play.”

who knew that intellectuals also enjoy paid appearances

Adam Carolla 1.3

Does Gawker have some sort of affirmative action program for insecure dimwits?

what if...I was realized that and I was talking to other commenters to facilitate discussion in what is always an echo chamber anyway? And what if I said outright I wasn’t referring to Stassa or criticizing her at all?

That’s gold.

It fails to point that out because his rhymes are actually good and do display depth and wit.

Good riddance.

the trailer made me want to punch it in the face. It’s okay with me if other people like it. It’s just weird to live in a world were Ryan Reynolds finally becomes a star after those numerous lame attempts to foist his stardom upon us.

Well, you see, Ryan Reynolds said he was a real fan of Deadpool like three years ago, so the Internet decided then and there they were going to like the movie no matter what it turned out to be. Movies are about marketing and convincing people they like things before they see them now.

I saw it, thought it was good-ish but wasn’t blown away. The jokes you get in the trailer are pretty much what you see in the movie.

If I kinda hated the trailers for this is it still worth giving a shot? The vibe I was getting was “it’s a superhero movie....but he swears and cracks jokes!” If that’s basically what it is I don’t think it’s for me.

(Track 6: “My Balls, Your Chin”)