Im also new and and idiot did not mean to add the picture

Who is this clown that opens by completely whiffing with what looks like an entire loaf of bread? Bear wants a little bit of bread to start the meal. Put some bread on the table. Don’t throw a loaf 6 feet to his left.

Finally, Randy’s hair gets the validation it’s been asking for all these years.

(uses VCR with blinking “12:00 a.m.” display as a prop)

Now the practice squad gets trophies! And from the quarterback, no less! Just more evidence of the pussification of America.

House GOP: [elects Matt Williams Speaker]

lol for sure, man, for sure.

True story: I wen to do an MMA thing for GQ and sparred with Prince Fielder’s two sons, who were like seven years old. They were built like tanks. They’re gonna kick all of our asses in two decades.

No love for Peyton? He made a great throw last Thursday that should be arriving any minute now.

alBERT burneko.

Pulitzer’s in the mail

Walk! He probably can barely do such!

Roughly 53,000 Americans die prematurely every year from ailments that can be traced to pollution of this sort, according to a 2013 MIT study, per Wikipedia.

You know what they say: “The hackier the Berry, the lamer the excuse.”

Dammit, James Joyce, who gave you a Kinja account?

Uhhhh

I preferred the series’ original name, The League of People Employing Hackneyed Improv, Lazy Contrivances and Grade-Z Seinfeldian Coincidence-Humor.

I recently ate them too. I can say with certainty they are a burrito like food for $1. So I guess that is okay...

Maybe they can change their name to the “Washington Redseats.”

NO, because he’s the man who has the ball. He’s the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why he is better than everyone in the world. Kiss his ass and suck his dick.