yeah i thought they killed Rick Reilly

“also, I have severe brain damage and say things like ‘see or think of gay’”.

KRS One, ODB, CB4, Bob Log III

What do they got, owls in there? Nice. Don’t see that every day.

“I’ve farted” - Deadpool

yeah Hulk Hogan did it and won the belt

Interestingly, he only saved the day for the Rockets. For the Trailblazers, the day was actually ruined. Just a different perspective (I’ve watched basketball for years).

Thank you, I shall hate the Oscars this year.

seems like everyone’s scorin big goals these days. you look at Deadspin and it’s one crazy goal after another. must be an exciting time in the world of soccer

no those are the Eight Wise Celebrities. you got them all

oh shit. the Three Geniuses

“anyone that listens to his podcast regularly”

That’s just some computer video screen. You can put anything on there. Maybe the shot wasn’t even that good.

Heh. You wanna talk about old men who are nuts, just take a look at these idiots in the United States Congress!!

pretty good

no, you’re thinking of Plate Boy

exactly. i’m actually workshopping some more jokes about the United States Congress which we hate and despise. keep an eye out

heh. are you talking about the boxer, or about the much maligned United States Congress??

you can’t say he didn’t beat that dude’s ass though. that’s the important thing

YUP