i disagree with Sarah Palin on this one

haha. the classic font for idiots

it’s pretty crazy how that works

He’s doing the things the living Darryl Dawkins used to do in heaven now.

Haha, I can see it now

Coach: “Brian Hoyer’s gonna be our starting QB”
Cushing: “Ugh, he’s terrible” /vomits

He’s probably vomiting due to the poor play of his starting quarterback. The guy was probably throwing interceptions left and right and making mistakes, and Brian was so disgusted he barfed all over the field

Wow. They don’t call it “Hard Knocks” for nothing! It’s due to the brutal nature of football

Petrino? more like Paterno

in Soviet Moscow, clothes that are stolen by the football players are returned by their coach and no charges are filed

this shooter is definitely gonna be enjoying a “Subway footlong” in prison!

True. The way I see it, there’s no defending this one. Just a bad move all around

The “Hardman Complex”? sounds like [athlete who famously suffered from erectile dysfunction. any of those in the news lately? Anderson Silva I guess] Anderson Silva to me

that’s crazy. at first I was thinking “wait, the Cincinnati Bengals?” but that’s a professional team, where the players are paid to play football rather than having money stolen from them.

I guess the players are sometimes fined there too, but usually the fines are only a small fraction of the salary they’re paid as…

luckily Michael Vick is an Eagles fan too. Unfortunately, he’s not much of a Dogs fan, which seems fitting when you consider his legal troubles surrounding his notorious status as the leader of a dogfighting ring

haha yeah, what’s next, Cincinnati?? people hate that place

or Detroit, that would be another funny place for him to end up

yeah, tripping over one of the dogs that was part of his much maligned dogfighting ring, for which he is so notorious

That may be true, but you have to consider that Michael Vick is infamous for having run a dogfighting ring, so it only makes sense that the dogs have been unkind to him, due to his cruel treatment of dogs in the past

quite appropriate, when you consider Michael Vick’s controversial past as the leader of a dogfighting ring. I’m sure you didn’t mean “dogs” in that sense, but it’s ironic and fitting nonetheless

yep, looks like he’s running a catfighting ring now, if the title of that article is any indication. he used to run a dogfighting ring, but now, it looks like times have changed. just more controversy in the notoriously controversial life of the polarizing quarterback Michael Vick

strangely, it’s even more fitting when you consider that Michael Vick is notorious for running a dogfighting ring