Damn we got a +1 lover over here. The only +1s you aren’t getting are on invitations to social functions you aren’t invited to, surely due to your abhorrent personality

“ I know as much about who plays for the Vikings right now as I do about who plays for our team right now, but that’s because I pay zero attention to the Vikings AND Chip Kelly lost his goddamned mind.”

Wow..... not only do you claim to be a Vikings “fan”, you can’t even name a single player on the team. Yet you…

it’s pretty much the consensus you classist motherfucker

“oh he does every team!!” another Vikings fan trying to cover for this hateful chump. i’m sure you’re an “Eagles” fan... if you didn’t love the Vikings you’d be as angry about this biased and disgusting treatment as i am

literally shaking my head in disgust and puking blood at these pitiful fans. the only thing you should be sighing about is the laughable football display of your favorite football team, the Minnesota Vikings

*embarrassed
*Columbine
*space after an ellipsis

please never return, this has been the most disgusting evisceration in kinja history

someone has to do it if he won’t

hmm. surely i must be Minnesota Vikings starting quarterback Christian Ponder. have a great season boys!

of all the dark secrets to give a shit about, this may be the least interesting possible one

more butthurt vikings fans coming out of the woodwork. you won’t be laughing when someone writes one of these about you. pathetic

just +1’d my own post. never seen such a brutal destruction in kinja history. can’t believe you’re still showin your face around here

i already clicked on this link, i’m not falling for that shit again

thank you. i did get him

all i want to see is this arrogant chump take a look at his own team before he criticizes someone else’s. not that he has the stones of course

i literally dare him to do that

* make that clear. subject/verb agreement you stupid fuck

all I’m saying is, maybe he should take a look at his own team before he criticizes this proud and upstanding franchise. i’m not holding my breath

hey man. maybe your favorite team, the Minnesota Vikings, sucks. ever think of that?

was that scene cut for terrible writing or is the whole movie like that?

he’ll stop eventually. time catches up with us all, i’m afraid. eventually his declining athletic skills will fade away entirely, and we’ll have nothing but the memories of what once was