ooh what a perfectly droll bon mot
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“The early morning dew? How about the early Mountain Dew”
yeah, did you guys know John Lennon was in the Beatles? It’s true!
“Did someone say ‘wet bread’? I would love to eat some wet bread and pack more unsightly pounds onto my massive frame”
overweight baseball player Prince Fielder recently had a raise to 23,000 as well. However, in this instance, the amount in question was not dollars, but pounds, due to his overeating
probably overweight baseball player Prince Fielder, a large and hungry man who seems even larger when compared to his athletic peers
2022. Also known as the weight in pounds of the famously large baseball player Prince Fielder. He’s a big fat man
“Did someone say ‘eating a big slice of the pie’? That’s a thing I love to do, which is the reason for my famously large body”
Haha. He must have been watching Prince Fielder really going to town on a hot dog or hamburger or some other kind of classic ballpark food
And at the back of the line? Why Prince Fielder of course, who is far too overweight to run as fast as the others
Haha. Sounds like Prince Fielder was in the park! He was farting due to the huge amounts of food he just ate
Ha! Prince Fielder’s so fat, he’s more excited about a simple sandwich than his new teammates. If you’re unfamiliar with Prince Fielder, he is a baseball player who is notoriously overw
nice. hope you goof real hard on the hot takes. give em the business
Haha. Reminds me of a basketball player I don’t like very much, who doesn’t seem to put in much effort on the court. Josh Smith, maybe? heh
heh. sounds like lately, this guy, instead of his name being Vin Baker, would be more appropriately called something along the lines of Scone Baker, since that will likely be one of his roles at his new position
haha, yeah. THAT’s really hard to believe.... NOT (Borat voice)
haha, 1738, pretty sure that’s what Prince Fielder weighs in pounds. or the amount of burgers he ate last night or something, heh. he is famously overweight
i don’t get it
John Smoltz probably told Prince Fielder he can’t have another sandwich or something, what a big fat man
Prince Fielder is fat