This is cool, but if you pay attention to the subtext here, it looks like he’s just trying to get laid

Heh, they should change their name to the Oakland GRADERS. The grade that they would give themselves would be an F, for their poor football play over the course of multiple seasons

seems like a damn nerd to me. probably struck the hell out thinking about math angles

Well, the theory is that they thought LaMarcus Aldridge, a basketball player, was actually JaMarcus Russell, the former Raiders quarterback who performed so poorly for them. Why would they meet with either of those people right now? Who can say.

Heh. Another guy whom you might posit has been “owned so hard by food” is Prince Fielder. Larger than a typical baseball player, Prince Fielder is often th

sucks that you had to watch Pixels starring Adam Sandler

video game

superhero is better than video game

i mean, you can’t only assume that. you can also assume it’s a figure of speech and Ty just seemed fucked up

imagine the kind of person who’s like, excited to click this headline

we just doing MLB? because one guy i remember is Donyell Marshall. he played in the NBA and then retired.

hey, yeah

he’s made it pretty clear he wants to be called a “smegman”, don’t be a dick

it’s honestly pretty hard to tell from that picture whether or not those are chicken wings in his socks. could be anything. that’s what’s so crazy about all this

I’ve always thought this would be a good idea in the NBA, but should be restricted to Nate Robinson only

mmm. content

or, alternatively, read the second book, because discounting a book because a character has personality traits you don’t like is kinda ridiculous

weird to see someone show a familiarity with deconstructionism in the same paragraph that they say something like “her interpretation is not interpretation at all, but creation.”

it’s less narcissism and more a completely valid and reasonable way of interpreting literature

big fan of Mike the cleaner glaring in the background