what are you gonna do, not trade T.J. Oshie to the Capitals for Troy Brouwer, Pheonix Copley, and a third-round pick?

that’s a spicy a-meatball!!!!!

wa wa wee wah!!

hi eatabootygang

seems like a fair deal for a talented young dude who’s gonna be wasting his prime

“BUHHHH I’m the sun” - another thing it might say

well he’s a big fat man so he probably swung because he was hungry. he wanted to eat something so he swung at the pitch. Prince Fielder

There’s pretty much nothing going on in this review beyond evaluating the quality

This review criticizes the movie for being lazy, incompetent, hacky, etc., not for whatever its subject matter is supposed to be

outrage

keep us posted

yep. fart jokes, racism/sexism, it’s all the same shit really

the point is that the target audience is comprised of hateful idiots, which i’d say is pretty reasonable to point out as far as reviews go

Holy crap man!

Because taking down complete toxic shitpiles that will most likely still, frustratingly, make tons of money, is an enjoyable thing to read/do

I’m not sure what you think a review is or what its function is supposed to be. Or if you bothered reading this one

man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2

Not sure how or why that would make the review less valid

Hmm, yes, why bother reviewing something you have an opinion about?