But we are not shows.

They talk a lot about "seed money" and say that the more you give, the more God will find a way of giving back to you. They act like it's an investment, so basically think Suze Orman-type financial advisors + Jesus, and you have the prosperity gospel.

God's Not Dead 2: Weekend At Godsie's

Goddamn outsourcing has shipped all our national treasure jobs to the goddamn Canadians.

Yeah, but a WHITE immigrant.

The only things I've been able to listen to for a week are Shearwater's Jet Plane and Oxbow and Michael Jackson's "Stranger in Moscow." I have no explanations and cannot show my work.

I wish I'd been able to buckle down and finish the 19 credit hours I needed for my degree (three of which were an independent study course I had done all of the work for, including finishing the term paper that I couldn't hit send on because I was completely paralyzed by anxiety).

I'm pretty sure I've been on dates that I wasn't aware at the time were dates, and I still am not sure were dates.

I hate to be a pedant (well…), but:

He had a pretty good run on Mock Trial with J. Reinhold.

Yourths…

That sounds relevant to a whole cluster of my interests. Thanks for the tip!

Totally with you on the porn. There's a lot of stuff I should ostensibly be into based on what I like that ends up just not doing anything for me because it's so ostentatiously showy, and it turns out I need some realism for the whole scenario to work.

People preferring PIV to oral terrifies and confuses me, but that also describes most things, so.

Seeming wrongness and the violation of norms makes perfect sense for sexual fantasies. It adds that sense of danger that sets your nerves on fire and heightens your reactions. We can see it in comedy with people of the Lampanelli ilk — she transgresses the things that are socially acceptable for a white person to say…

I WANT MY TV SKETCH COMEDY CASTS BACK
TRUMP/TRUMP JR. 2016

My religious mother once told me that she thought it was important for my much younger brother to believe in Santa so that he could believe in bigger things later on. I was a little confused and said, "But Santa isn't real…"

DANCING IS ABOUT BUTTS NOW

*chatting sack of shit.

My eyes are bad enough that the c and l in click ran together. It didn't fundamentally change the meaning of what you said.