Um, aggregating mass, thank you very much.

Jane, you ignorant Vine star!

It releases these firewalls into your tower, so the number of times you'd need antivirus are very, very rare.

The show's producers somehow neglected to get Bob Barker neutered.

I believe the preferred term is "Jewess devil."

Yes, but with him superimposed on top of it, making "clever," "funny" "comments."

I still feel like Cramsey sounds like something in the Ocean Spray line of fruit-inspired beverages.

Rewatching BoJack because it's that kind of a mood around here lately.

If all else fails, you can always test your fucking anatomy.

It was my birthday on Saturday, so my girlfriend made Rustic Penne — penne in a cream sauce with Italian sausage, chicken and red pepper. Dessert was truly obscene, as is our custom. Brownie base with Ferrero Rocher crumbled in, hot fudge on top of that, layer of no-bake cheesecake slathered in nutella, topped with a…

That would be my jam.

Maybe they can make a movie with that Liam Neesons though.

It's Scandalghazigate Helm 15!

Something involving Dikachu.

It's definitely misguided, but at least it's preferable to the Southern Baptist Church's position, which is, "We're gonna dig in on this until we look like the people who opposed voting rights for women. Also, what can we do about this whole 'women voting' thing?"

I'd like to hope for the former, but I suspect the latter, as my mother made a public post after saying, essentially, if you push someone away, don't be surprised when they leave. I had no idea that at nearly 30, my life would look this much like Mean Girls.

Pretty much the same situation for me, if you swap the "mildly" for "intensely." Pastor's kid, rural GA in the '90s, during the initial rise of Fox News. I posted a long thing on Facebook after the Supreme Court decision about how hateful the culture and church was then, how much progress we've made, and how wrong I…

Or if, for example, you needed a strong alliance between the north and the riverlands.

I was the male equivalent of this, like, more times than I'm comfortable with.

Get Kenneth Loggins on the phone.