An F- is still on the table.

He has dozens of pricks! He has four pricks.

They could also say fuck it and just go full Loggins.

Linda F. is either an idiot who wandered in from the dusty Disqus streets or a really elaborate troll. Occam's Razor suggests option A.

Can'ts? Who do you call won'ts?

Those are just called "parents."

Jesus, me too. The only ladder rung below that is Wheel of Fortune.

Star Trek Into Snarkness?

It's Alternate Timeline Soviet Amerika.

They can't getcha if you're singing a song, yeah!

Sexspurts?

Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit.

It's a Microsoft compliment, so no.

He was a programmer, specializing in search engines. Years later, Microsoft acknowledged his work by naming their engine after him.

I love those sketches on Glenns in the Hall when he dresses up like a lady.

Most of the MRAs seem to wander in off the dusty streets of Disqus. Don't think any of the regular AV denizens lean that way, really.

No, he just wang chungs. It was the '80s.

Linklater set out to make it over 10010111001 years, but abandoned the project midway through.

You might not want to leave your mouth agape like that. They're… does the image "bats in a cave" mean anything?

Allen Covert gets the role.