Loads?

The universe ends on a kill screen.

What's it like being Jason Segel in Freaks and Geeks?

Too many Irish babies roasting on spits to count.

Fourteen million pubescent boys from 1987 disagree with that assertion.

Getting roasted rarely herds his feelings, but that cow chapped his hide, so he decided revenge would best be served well done.

Tim Allen's certainly made a career of it.

Muff?

Yes, but in all my fan fiction, Prop Joe just got hit in the shoulder and played dead so that he could exact revenge years later.

Somebody really did not like "We Need to Talk About Kevin."

Mexico City.

Yeah, but imagine the foreign relations nightmare that would entail.

Twat.

"Proposition Joe elected Speaker of the House."

Who in South America isn't Catholic?

We've gotta find this "Hermano" guy.

You're kinda blowing my mind right now. I've felt for a while now like a stressed-our parrot that rips all its feathers out, and due in part to the overactive sense of shame gifted to me by a Southern Baptist upbringing, I never thought to look up if this was a thing or just a weird habit I'd picked up. I feel like so…

Sadly, no. There are a number of pedophile priests who have considerably more known victims than Cosby (although if I had to guess, Cosby's actual total is in the 75-100 range, but we'll probably never know). There are also people like the EAR/ONS killer who's known to have raped more than 50 women and was never…

Unlike the inside of a coffin.

Zut alors!