Knowing nothing about your situation, I'd venture a guess that your bud-nipping instinct is the right one. Exes tends to be exes for a reason, and if you wouldn't date him again, it's probably best to get a little distance and let the emotional scab form.

Not until they make Heaven Is For Real 5: The Heavening.

The Symbol Signifying The Artist Formerly Known As Rape.

Same here, buddy.

So, uh, sir? Any chance that From A To Zeppo is still happening? I'm open to other titles. We had talked about Zeppo Marx The Spot as a possible alternate, but I still think Culturally Marxist could work.

I have a pretty promising pilot script for Idiotking of Queens, if you're interested.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ULTRAAAAAAAHN!

The first season is deeply flawed without being completely terrible, but oh man, that second season.

There's a lot of crossover potential here between the "you put your disease in me" scene in Blue Velvet and "she has a rash on her pussy" from Curb.

Well, exotic is one word for it.

I don't know. Maybe they heard some ska?

Sorry to hear it, Wafflicious :(

Upvoted for the edit.

Because conspiracy theories are the last defense of the indefensible.

What is Fox News' upvote per comment ratio?

I thought Quebec was Canada's Texas. The independence movement, the regional exceptionalism, the stubborn refusal to speak the same language as the rest of the country, the one cool city marooned in a barren wasteland. Throw in a wildly popular local fast food chain and they're indistinguishable.

If I'm reading the innuendo correctly, you're saying that Canadians use nevernude-approved cutoffs as condoms?

Jen Kirkman is one of the best comics working right now, flat out. She's recording a special for release later this year, but Hail to the Freaks is a great hour and a good starting point.

Oh, look at Mr. Fancy over here, with some of those good parents.

My sympathies are with you. It sucks getting your hopes up and having your heart broken, no matter what the circumstances are.