We're a half-step away from Crash Bandicoot getting into the hacking game.

I do, and I'll prove it.

But not the emotional variety. It's purely physical. Friends With High Body Temperatures.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Ah, another Dutchlander, I see! Good in tog to you, sir.

Penis Shopping Network? No, I didn't have any problems.

Sorry, great news about fucking is reserved for Savage Love. I find you out of order, and sentence you to fucking off with the possibility of fucking yourself.

Periods?

It was adding New Extra Bonus Content For Only $9.95! But Don't Tell Mom And Dad, Just Hit Order!

Precisely. It's like washing your Ed Hardy™ shirt with Axe™ laundry detergent.

Now you get girls with a lot of personality, like super fun and sooooo funny, and, like, really smart, who are just doing accounting for now until their careers in short-form improv really take off.

Dik's got it. It's more of an amplification, as it's a loose translation for a German phrase we don't really have a word for.

That's what podcasts are for!

Oddly enough, being a lizard person does not automatically qualify one for Lizard Squadsmanship. It has to be earned through a clear track record of misogynistic, misanthropic, and otherwise odious behavior.

Finally. Hideous-souled 14-year-olds no longer have to call each other gay queers in real life, and can once again do so from the solitude of their Jesus mom, don't you ever knock? I HATE YOU. NO, I DO. I'M GOING TO GO LIVE WITH DAD.

Je t'aime, Paris Hilton.

Jesus pec-fucking christ, I had no idea that was a real thing and not just a great 30 Rock joke. That makes me so much happier.

animalvegtablemineralman was just asking questions, here.

I take it they're developing some sort of, I don't know, gay bomb?

"WE DID IT FOR THE SHOW! DAD SAID WE DID IT FOR THE SHOW!"