Really, nobody else is going to make an infantile joke about there being 69 entries on this list? Because this is a list of things the AVC had been salivating over, things they were eager to consume, things they hoped would be mutually pleasurable, things that turned out to be bitter pills to swallow, and, conversely,…

I still have moments like that with various things. Things that stick in my craw for much longer than a human craw should be able to handle.

Can the answer be me?

Well, and they execute so many mentally challenged people that I can't finish this joke.

Odd, in this circumstance, meaning "fucking abominable."

Branson Family Values is just begging to exist.

Branson is the kind of motherfuckery that condescension was invented for.

Also Yakov Smirnoff. No joke, other than the cosmic one.

We extend the same professional courtesy to porn stars, although yes, their profession is far more noble.

Bring Da Ruckus, no relation.

A D is far, far worse than an F, because at least an F might be hilariously bad, rather than just depressingly, soul-crushingly bad.

He might be completely indefensible then. To the wolf pit it is.

Maybe he only knows her from her turn as a snotty, culty Christian on Buffy.

Mmm, first two, sure. Third one is iffy. We may, in fact, be different people. Science may never be able to provide conclusive evidence.

This is, basically, the exact same situation I'm in. We may be doppelganging each other.

ElDan's basement speaks for itself, really. The atrocities committed there echo out into the public subconscious.

Not to minimize your feelings, but I totally read "mostly in the warmer mouths" and laughed quite hard.

You might have misunderstood what he meant by "hot tip."

There's a Rodney Dangerfield joke that I can't quite remember, so I'll paraphrase:
"Sometimes, everything in life is right and good and makes perfect sense. And then I come."

I couldn't help but read this in El Chupacabra's voice.