Seven.

Jingle 2 Tha Grave

Well, she's engaged. I don't think she's tied the knot yet. So there's still time to ruin the relationship with your sexiness, gentlemen.

They have a few good flavors if you can sift through the rubble. Unfortunately, I have.

Crowatoan

Weird one either way, but to the best of my memory, either The Ladykillers (mom thought it would be just a fun little comedy) or Magnolia with my dad (since they wouldn't let me watch it by myself despite being in college).

The Spy Who Loved Me

It's pretty easy to get me choked up to a movie or TV show that I'm into, even when I recognize that it's blatant emotional manipulation. Just a sucker that way, I guess.

Go away! Yoinkin' it!

White people like my mother. She still listens to early '90s Mariah Carey.

The unnecessary apostrophe is a tidy bit artistic flair on that shit burrito.

A fart attack, you might say?

Steve Agee fucking CRUSHED it.

There are definitely a lot of grating aspects to the conception of the show, but if the guests are good, it's solidly funny. When Steve Agee was on not too long ago, I couldn't breathe at a few points in the last five minutes.

This is similar to an argument my girlfriend and I get into from time to time. I have fairly specific taste for the things I consume regularly, and while I'm open to things that aren't generally in my wheelhouse, I really don't want to burn a couple of hours watching Cellular again on TV. She takes a different view,…

In all fairness, almost every stand-up who gains traction with a large segment of the country (read: 'Muricans) possesses only the talent for hoovering up untold amounts of shit. Exceptions exist, yes, but for every Bill Hicks struggling to get spots on the late night shows, there are a hundred Gallaghers, Dan…

Having attended not one but two Christian colleges, I had many people on my friends list who demanded erasure.

I was a home-schooled Christian. Fortunately, my parents are academics and (mostly) moderate, so I was well equipped to get to college and realize that basically everything they'd told me from ages 0-18 was a crock of shit.

No, it's saying you're justified in blowing someone.

Totally first read that as "their one true prophet RuPaul." I was disappointed on second glance.