Whereas I love Elliott Smith and enjoy Death Cab (they're a little more hit and miss with me) I haven't ever been able to get into Bright Eyes.

I don't even *own* a Tim Conway.

The comments for this show seem to occupy the same place the Heroes comments used to. I haven't watched since S3, but I enjoy popping in every so often to ensconce myself in the awfulness.

Orange is the New Black is actually a really good show. Give it three episodes and make your decision from there.

Ed Balls.

I don't think you need future episodes at all to see how Healy could turn on Chapman. I'd written something longer that my browser ate, but as other people have said, he saw a certain kinship with her when she first got there. She then turned around and undermined him and subverted his expectations of her at every…

Yeah, I do that sort of thing all the time in an attempt to add interesting new information to the conversation that others might not be aware of. It really hit me in the face during the episode of How I Met Your Mother when everybody rags on Ted for how often he starts into a rant beginning with "Actually…"

#lessonsfromLeonardPierce

Yeah, @olivececile:disqus , I got the impression she and the dude she did the robbery with had been hanging out for a while by that point, and that it wasn't the first job they had pulled.

I think the point they might have been trying to make is that she's intimidating to the kind of shitheel dudes she seemed to be into, yes.

You can make money off that too, but you have to agree to be a guinea pig.

It's like the plot to one of those German sitcoms.

@spinycreature:disqus It's the equivalent of, when asked about musical preferences, teen- and 20-something girls (YES, I'M STEREOTYPING, BUT WE ALL KNOW IT'S GODDAMN TRUE) nine times out of ten will say, "Oh, I listen to everything except country and rap!" Anyone who says that listens to top 40 radio and thinks Bruno…

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus You know, I used to like Anthony Wiener, and figured he'd move his way up through NY politics to become a more prominent national figure. When the whole sexting thing first broke, I was not especially shocked and it didn't particularly change my views about him. I…

@avclub-a1223bc2793d3bd01375dca8916fa9ca:disqus Jesus christ, all those women in the CougarLife ad are in their 20s. I had no idea a cougar was simply anything older than a teenager.

I had mine out when I was 6, but I don't remember it being THAT bad. Perk: got a shitload of ice cream and sherbet.

Jim Carrey's been living the Dumb and Dumber sequel for a few years now. It's performance art.

About the point that I thought Australia was coming in for a landing, there was still a whole other movie left inside it.

What about shitty erotic friend fiction about zombies and touching each other's butts?

I haven't been interested in women kissing/lesbian porn for the better part of a decade. Before that, I didn't know what I was into and just played along with what everyone else seemed to like.