I gather that some people aren't fastidious about their semen.

True story, when I was 12 or 13, my friends and I found a bunch of porn out in a nearby field. It looked like someone had tossed it out a window or something, as it had been rained on and generally exposed to the elements for at least a day or so. We derided the extremely vanilla pictures of ladyparts as "sick" (in…

Actually, I'm apparently the only straight guy in the universe who doesn't find girl-on-girl to be all that interesting. My girlfriend likes it more than I do.

My girlfriend thought it took a little bit of time to find its footing. She enjoyed it more as it got deeper into the first season, and she appreciated the second and third seasons immensely.

So you're saying he saved up all the sex for years in his hump to get him through the current dry spell?

You like sex and money? This is gettin' weird.

It's just a gorgeously tragic season, and a wonderfully bitter(sweet?) way for the series to end.

Much to my great shame, I hadn't seen any of the three before I watched this, and still haven't. It didn't diminish my enjoyment of the show, though. I was familiar enough with the basics of all three, and the writers do a pretty good job of clueing you in on the rest as you watch.

Can the genitals be wrinkly too?

Thai soap operas are really something if you ever get a chance to see one. All the production value of a late-period Kirk Cameron movie with slightly better acting.

My lady actually suggested that I grow my facial hair. I'd let it grow out despite her protests because I was unemployed and lazy, and fuck shaving, then shaved it all off and she said she missed it.

The phrase "holy shit" seems apropos, if a little on-the-nose.

I look like I'm 12 without facial hair. It's moderately necessary for me to have it.

I have a vague appreciation for what Baz Luhrmann does more than I ever actually enjoy his work.

A great many Thai people have "porn" somewhere in their first or last name.

My girlfriend doesn't believe me about how good the food is there. She thinks I have nostalgia glasses for it, but I know the truth…

I still appreciate that in Lucky Louie, Louie's wife was a nurse who earned basically all the household income, while Louie was just a shiftless shit who only got occasional work and made nothing. It actually happens a lot in life but you never see it on TV.

I'd never even heard of the show until midway through the second season.

I enjoyed DMB when I was living a sheltered life in high school. Then I got to college and my friends ridiculed what I listened to and made me listen to good music instead.

My lady and I have been going through Lost and got to that episode, at which point I had to giggle because they'd been making Drive Shaft out to basically be Oasis up to that point.