What if you've never been young or beautiful?

Magnolia's great, but it is Anderson's take on the melodrama, and there is crying. I don't personally mind that, and it's one of my favorite movies, but I recognize that it's probably not for everyone.

That and the tree full of dead babies. Just…

There's actually a fair amount of debate over whether the Judge killed the Kid or not. A few theories I've read say that, basically, the Judge defiled the shit out of him.

Sideways, bitch. Saw it my junior year of college in the theater with my roommates, and it was revelatory. I'd just started getting into movies about a year prior due to an incredibly sheltered childhood, and Paul Giamatti's performance coalesced with my budding depression into something I quickly became obsessed…

I rewatched Buffy with my girlfriend (her first time seeing it) a few months ago and we had a good bit of fun playing "spot the one-off guest star who's in a bunch of other stuff now." It's a wordy game, but I enjoy it.

I'm gonna need some Forget-Me-Nows…

I'm gonna need some Forget-Me-Nows…

Someone just smashed open Pandora's box.

Someone just smashed open Pandora's box.

That is some awful Laurence Welk bullshit. Please refrain from linking anything ever again.

That is some awful Laurence Welk bullshit. Please refrain from linking anything ever again.

Well, she's at least the pretty one.

Well, she's at least the pretty one.

Shit. You ruined my conjecture with your proof and stuff.

Shit. You ruined my conjecture with your proof and stuff.

You're forgetting the obvious one (and my unfortunate alma mater): Baylor.

You're forgetting the obvious one (and my unfortunate alma mater): Baylor.

Yeah, when my girlfriend read about this, I turned around and said, "Fuck yeah."

The idea of it was better than the execution, but it still turned out pretty well.