The role of a lifetime
"Dead-eyed girl in a Live Links commercial" is the part Megan Fox was born to play.

Louis CK wins
"I was attracted to her in her demeanor. I was attracted to her in a sexual manner that was appropriate. Can we — I don't want to talk about this anymore."

They could do a whole movie about that and call it Blowjobs with Hideous Men.

I was deadset on Lily until the bedroom scene. Then I decided I could lust after both of them equally.

It's similar in journalism. Where I went to school (a Big 12 university, so not some podunk little place) few of the faculty had doctorates, and most of the lecturers and adjunct faculty didn't even have master's degrees. If architecture is similar, I wouldn't say it's a huge stretch, although it is an Ivy League…

Well, he did solo commentary for Man on the Street, and he and Eliza Dushku did the commentary for "Echo". Probably wanted to get someone else in on the action.

I thought it was an interesting thing to do for the show, this episode, because it essentially set a roadmap for how the next few (if it stays on the air) seasons will look. I think the real test for the show is, "Will they be able to follow that without the writers getting boxed in?"

Weird journalistic circles
In my reporting career, such as it is, I met Donald Rumsfeld at an event up in DC (and got a photo taken with him, during which my camera's batteries were severely dying and my friend didn't think she had gotten it, prompting him to say, "Well, maybe next time").

Do they all stick out of the top of a bag like baguettes? Or are they just mashed together like chicken parts?

To whoever was talking about Tucker Max above:

To understand the answer to this question to have to, basically, be Don Draper.

Nice
Glad you're covering this. I've been reading the news on MMO Champ over the weekend. Personally, I'm looking forward to rolling a Goblin Priest. Overpowered racials FTW.

This thread never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

I attempted to watch "Hot Sluts", but somewhere along the way I got lost in Alison Brie's breasts.

Perfect
That's good news. We wouldn't want to miss out on our stories.

Ma'am, I believe you mean Domestic Terrorist G. Gordon Liddy. That's his official title now.

I don't think you understand, Wodehouse. They don't enjoy it. That would be sinful. They do it because it's God's will.

That man is a fucking rock star.

If you happen to enjoy the lingering taste of vomit, watch CNN's American Morning sometime on the weekend. TJ Holmes and Betty Nguyen make me sad for humanity.

In defense of Scarborough, he's really not a right-wing radical, nor is his show. Yes, he is to the right, but he's a Republican I can credibly listen to, unlike the other folks you listed. (And I say this as a gigantic lefty.) I frequently find him to be wrong and loudly wrong, but he is not totally unreasonable.…