Man, at least come up with a clever way to phrase a terrible take.

Although I know this film won’t make me stop watching football altogether, it makes it that much more difficult to come up with a convincing reason to continue to do so.

You are a joyless, miserable person.

Isaac Newton is overrated. His great-great-great-great-great-great grandson Nate even disproved his debunked laws of gravity by turning 213 pounds into just a few ounces in a court of law.

Maybe don’t get blown out by Iowa for one of your two losses next time?

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

No.

Maybe just shut the fuck up and listen for awhile.

Trump’s election finally got me into serious activism (first time post-college). I started showing up, keeping a low profile, and listening more than I talked. I wanted to defer to the people in charge because, y’know, clearly they had more experience than me.

I hope he plays again and kneels during the anthem because we could power the entire nation from the heat that would be generated by the takes that would come from that.

“He didn’t get shot...at all?”—John Crawford III

Did anyone see American Beauty? Spacey is actually like his charater in that film. He goes after his daughter’s high school friend. He is like his character in real life... only that character stopped himself midway before he went through with it.

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

Yes

Folks with a military background, folks who wished they had a military background, and people who pine for the good ol days when black people would simply say “yessuh” when their white owners told them to do something.

Columbus resident here. I say let them leave. Fuck publicly financing a downtown stadium. There aren’t that many people who live in downtown Columbus, and our city’s public transit system is shit, so most people are still gonna have to drive to games anyway. The city is already starting to deal with blowback from…

The Cubs had to wait 108 years to win a World Series and John Lackey is going to make damn well sure everybody else has to wait 108 years as well.

For the first time ever, Isaiah Thomas gets defensive.

“Hey! Why don’t we, a notoriously unimaginative and penny-pinching corporation, try a fun and whimsical promotional giveaway which will appeal primarily to a notorious group of entitled assholes? What could possibly go wrong!?”

“There are worse horror stories, too; people are reporting fights breaking out, lines blocking traffic...” people driving for 40 minutes and then spending an hour in line...