So, Tanner Schieve is just Steph Curry’s Leon Sandcastle, right?

*part and parsec

Of course he had to have some white-ass name like ‘Zack’.

People don’t like Cowboys’ fans?

What possesses a person to do this? Were you happy knowing that you were going to ruin some strangers’ days? Take some time to think about the consequences of your actions.

Knowingly eating something you are allergic to *before* the game? Think about your team, man. What a shellfish thing to do.

I didn’t know there were opinions to be had about sideline reporters.

I read the title and thought this was going to be a Nationwide ad.

*than

Me too!!!! That was a life-changing experience.

i lol'd