Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

This is like complaining about a headline after the Superbowl. Literally. Spoilers don’t extend to sports.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

The least surprising aspect of this video is that a UF student was rejected by Vanderbilt.

Like whiskey, it is definitely an acquired taste, but once you acquire it, it’s awesome.

“And now, a decade later, Masked Pikachu is using it to take out Charizard and Lucario.”

Dear JohnnyDangerously,

I did the same thing. I took the coolest thing I did when I was 20 years old and then got a tattoo to commemorate the event.

Hadouken can’t melt steel beams... Just sayin...

I can't stress enough how this looks so much better than Age of Ultron.

Remember that year the Super Bowl was played on a Monday morning?

Remember that other time the Timberwolves took a point guard not named “Stephen Curry”?

I haven't seen a Norman sack that game-changing since Rome 1084.

They just wanted the ball and were going to score.

But you mustn’t touch

It’s the name you love to touch

Here at Deadspin, we like to be helpful when we can, and so we have created this loop video—also known as a “GIF”—of Griffey’s swing for Noble.

The best part about Fat Guy Touchdowns is always the celebration. It’s like when one Fat Guy scores a touchdown, EVERY Fat Guy has scored a touchdown. Even the ones in the stands.